philosophy professor asks the class what the term 'regularly' means. asks what we do on a 'regular' basis. notices i'm staring at my computer instead of pondering his question. decides to pick on me.
"do you regularly make eye contact?"
"i try to."
"do you eat regularly?"
"several times a day."
"do you wash your hands regularly?"
"yes."
"do you have sex regularly?"
i pause.
"if you answer this question correctly, your luck just might improve", he says.
"can you define, regularly?" i guess he'd made his point. regularly is a subjective term.
"um, well i tend to eat more---"
"okay, okay, you're off the hook."
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another 2 days ago i sent you a reservation to purchase an advertising banner on your website.
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Be kind to answer.
Bob.
bob, that makes no sense. i assume you don't really exist.
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