it's a common phrase at 5 mutual. we must be addicts, going through a pack a day it seems. it was time to sit down and figure out why this was happening.
"steve, how many sheets would you say you use per... 'sitting'?"
"i'd say seven."
"that's per wipe?"
"yeah."
"you don't fold it at all to use a clean side?"
"no."
"so maybe as many as 20 sheets..."
we thought we'd figured out the source. but then we realized that steve uses a different bathroom than the rest of us! that's a completely different source of toilet paper!
so we split a pack of 24 amongst the four of us that were home at the time (benoit was m.i.a.), and we'll have to see who runs out first. if there are no outlying trends in the results, we'll assume it was benoit. in that case, we shouldn't have any problems with future TP supplies as the frenchman moves out on may 1st. he and his sparkling clean behind will surely be missed by all. especially if we still don't have a new roommate by then!
i'm off to search the classifieds.
3 comments:
there's one in every house... just swipe some rolls from a janitor's closet. tuition has be paying for something.
considering i have been home only about 17% of the time for the last 1.5 weeks and i have my own kleenexs to blow out my nose, maybe you should be looking at someone closer... who's been sitting on the couch for 5 days straight...
Invest in a bidet.
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